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Customize your Sarcastic Saying on the back!

Choose from one of these funny sarcastic sayings... or Create your own!

* Your lack of planning doesn't constitute as an emergency.

* I'm out of patience today... try again tomorrow.

* My give a damn's busted.

* If I wanted your opinion, I'd give it to you.

* Yelling isn't a form of communication for me.

* I don't respond to that volume.

* I thought I was talking to an adult... guess I was wrong.

* I'm always right...

* I forgot we were being dramatic today.

* I'll work on lowering my expectations, but not today.

* Next time I'll consult you first. 

* Being right can be so exhausting.

* Did this shirt interrupt your overreaction?

* I have character defects, and I know how to use them.

Interested in getting your own I'm Sorry Custom T-Shirt or Ordering?

Shoot me an email with the subject: I'm Sorry, T-shirt Request

In the body of your email please advise of what you would like to order.

Sizes:

X-Simple, Simple, Marvelous, Lovely - $20

Extra-Lovely or Extra-Lovely Squared - $25

Shipping: $11 (Priority)

Shipping: $8 (Standard)

(All Orders take between 3-5 business days to process, email communication will be kept up through the whole process)

T-Shirts are light weight, soft and extremely comfortable Next Level 3600 brand.

JosephBorchardt@gmail.com

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