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Massage By Joseph

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Massage Therapy Services

From the very beginning, I’ve always been drawn to the simple power of human connection—the kind that comes from being present, listening deeply, and offering comfort without needing a single word. Massage therapy became the path that brought all of that together for me. I chose this work because I’ve seen how stress, pain, and life’s weight can settle into the body, often quietly, until it becomes too heavy to carry alone. I wanted to be someone who could help lighten that burden. For me, massage therapy isn’t just a job—it’s a way to nurture others, to create moments of peace, and to remind people that healing is possible through the power of human touch. Every session is an opportunity to support someone’s journey back to themselves, and to help with every day stress and make you feel like you're the only person in the World that matters when you're on my table. 

Inquire About Your Next Session

If you're interested in my services, please send me an email introduction yourself, what issues you're having and lets connect to see when I can get you on the books! I book fast, so please try to allow at least 1 to 2 weeks notice. I also offer Couples Massage (Back to Back) Heated table, linens and I use Bio-tone Massage Creme (non-greasy and slow absorption into the skin).

EMAILJOSEPHBORCHARDT@GMAIL.COM

SUBJECT: MASSAGE INQUIRY

BODY: Introduce yourself, any and all issues you're experiencing (to best determine a customized session), when you're looking to book and what your availability normally looks like for a session.  Please also indicate the session length you're looking for (1 hr, 90 min)

RATES:

$80 HR

$125 - 90 MIN

I travel within the DFW Metroplex (Dallas-Desoto Area no additional travel fee) Traveling more than 30 min will be an extra $10 Travel Charge.

Customize your Sarcastic Saying on the back!

Choose from one of these funny sarcastic sayings... or Create your own!

* Your lack of planning doesn't constitute as an emergency.

* I'm out of patience today... try again tomorrow.

* My give a damn's busted.

* If I wanted your opinion, I'd give it to you.

* Yelling isn't a form of communication for me.

* I don't respond to that volume.

* I thought I was talking to an adult... guess I was wrong.

* I'm always right...

* I forgot we were being dramatic today.

* I'll work on lowering my expectations, but not today.

* Next time I'll consult you first. 

* Being right can be so exhausting.

* Did this shirt interrupt your overreaction?

* I have character defects, and I know how to use them.

Interested in getting your own I'm Sorry Custom T-Shirt or Ordering?

Shoot me an email with the subject: I'm Sorry, T-shirt Request

In the body of your email please advise of what you would like to order.

Sizes:

X-Simple, Simple, Marvelous, Lovely - $20

Extra-Lovely or Extra-Lovely Squared - $25

Shipping: $11 (Priority)

Shipping: $8 (Standard)

(All Orders take between 3-5 business days to process, email communication will be kept up through the whole process)

T-Shirts are light weight, soft and extremely comfortable Next Level 3600 brand.

JosephBorchardt@gmail.com

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